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…Adventure Time? Oh, hellz yeah!!

merlin omfg why

Burn Notice

I’m a super spy okay AWESOME

Sherlock

moderately okay with this as long as my best friend doesn’t fucking jump off a hospital k thanks

BRIDEZILLAS 

Legend of Korra…

I’M THE AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT.

CHUCK

I AM THE INTERSECT FUCK YEAH

Boardwalk Empire

I’m so fucked I wanna cry…

Hyouka? Damn, now my life just got 2 million times cuter and boring.

Adventure Time ?

WOO HOO !! :DD

Sailor Moon i think

i wouldn’t mind i think

Psych. LET ME BE GUS.

doctor who

iD MAKE A GR8 COMPANION

Doctor Who Screeches Im the doctor

Law & Order: SVU

wOW WHAT A DEPRESSING LIFE.

puella magi madoka magica

nOPE

Fate/Zero.

WHELP. I’m fairly fucked.

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Submitted by spirited-astray

Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol

Sharks

Our very genetics know not to fuck with sharks.

ahhh i love this and yes that gif scares the shit out of me ;w;

but its like the weeping angels gif where you see the actresses dancing

i just have to tell myself this person probably farted on their significant other and it was really really embarrasing

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GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

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OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.

Good Parenting. Good. 

I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room

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I save America…I tell ya hwhat

Dangit Red Skull.

I sell freedom and freedom accessories 

Somethin’ aint right about that God

He was in love with a woman named Peggy.

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Just to have everything in one place!

The people offering commissions are:

• confidential
• babestuck
• time-is-dead-kids
• patchowow
• pyrope-sexual
• princeofdoki (fanfic commissions!)
• shiroxix

So you see, you’ve got a lot of people to choose from! You can rake in a bunch of great art and also help ensure that Sparkestuck (which is gonna be the BOMB) goes smoothly!

(If you’re offering commissions and I missed you, please let me know.)

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Imagine coming across this one day. 

On a totally normal, slightly bored walk in the woods.

Turning around the bend and seeing this. 

Just imagine.

i’m not even a massive doctor who fan and this broke my heart

this like seeing hogwarts as a ruin (and not being a muggle, so you know it’s really a ruin)

or seeing 221b being rented out by some horrible college kids partying and being loud

or the impala being crushed and useless (wait, i’m not up-to-date with supernatural atm, but didn’t something bad actually happen to the impala? fuck that show is just heart-break central)

But imagine going to it. Letting your hands move across the paint, disrupting the plants around it and then

click

The door opens.

You’re walking through the woods on a wonderful day, when you turn around a corner and see something that makes your heart stop. Thoughts, memories, images flood your head, and you think over and over, No no no, it can’t be. It’s just a show, right? It can’t be. You don’t even realize it as you walk up to it, and you cautiously lay your hand on it.

When it actually comes in contact with the wood, your eyes widen. Oh my god. It’s here. It’s real. I’m not imagining it. but then you realize something else. It looks…sad. Worn down. As if it hadn’t moved in years. Tears fill your eyes. Oh, Doctor. Where are you?? What happened?? Your head leans on the door as you close your eyes, trying to keep yourself from crying. It’s so stupid, but…

You aren’t able to finish that thought. You hear a soft click, and the door opens, causing you to stumble forward. A pair of shoes enter your line of vision. You slowly look up, seeing slacks next, then a jacket over a button up shirt, a bow tie, and then…it’s him.

Your hand covers your mouth as your eyes widen, everything hitting you at once. Oh my god it’s him. Its him it’s him it’s him. Oh god everything was real. The angels, cybermen, daleks, oh god Rose and Martha and Donna and Amy and Rory, and Jack and oh god if Jacks real then Torchwood and Ianto and oh god. You don’t even realize youve just said all that out loud as he sets his hands on your shoulders. “Are you alright?? What you were saying…how did you know that??”

You are full on crying now, tears running down your cheeks, and you can’t help when you embrace him. “Oh my god it’s you and your real and you’ve saved Earth and everyone so many times and I can’t believe it and just thank you and Im sorry for all the bad stuff that happens.” He awkwardly hugs you back before you pull away and wipe at your face with your sleeve. “Uhm, sorry f-for that. It just, uhm…” you don’t know how to explain it. How important he is to you, how many amazing people you’ve met because of him, how much he inspires you, how much you look up to him. Heck, you’re probably insane right now.

The Doctor just looks at you for a moment before grabbing your hand and pulling you inside. Your eyes widen as you stare at the bright room and, “Oh god it’s bigger on the inside.”

He grins like a child when he hears that. “I love it when they say that!” He flits about the room as you stand there, wringing your hands out, knees shaking as you stare wide eyed at everything.

“Now!” he exclaims. “How would you,” he points at you, excited. “like to come for an adventure?”

You can’t get the words out fast enough. “Yes. Please, take me.”

Omg I’ve always imgined something like this. Having to explain to your favorite characters that their life is a TV show and that you know everything.

And then the world falls away around you, and you’re staring at the door of a tired, old police box again. You glance at the surrounding area, knowing that no one has seen your tears but you can’t help but look anyway. Back at the door again, and you

Breathe.

Deep.

Release.

You reach out and grasp the handle with the knowledge that this time, you’re doing it with your own hands. You’re doing this knowing that it won’t be like in the shows but maybe, just maybe, you can dream again.

I don’t even watch Doctor Who (yet) but this is the saddest fucking thing and I could probably go on for a couple of hours about exactly what I am feeling right now. ;_;

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So last night I made an interesting comparison between these four

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